CHAPTER THIRTY FIVE

Of the Homilies.

 

The second Book of Homilies, the several titles whereof we have joined under this Article, doth contain a godly and wholesome doctrine, and necessary for those times, as doth the former Book of Homilies, which were set forth in the time of Edward the Sixth; and therefore we judge them to be read in Churches by the Ministers diligently and distinctly, that they may be understanded of the people.

Of the names of the Homilies.

1 Of the right Use of the Church.

2 Against Peril of Idolatry.

3 Of repairing and keeping clean of Churches.

4 Of good Works : first of Fasting.

5 Against Gluttony and Drunkenness.

6 Against Excess of Apparel.

7 Of Prayer.

8 Of the Place and Time of Prayer.

9 That Common Prayers and Sacra­ments ought to be ministered in a known tongue.

10 Of the reverend estimation of God’s Word.

11 Of Alms-doing.

12 Of the Nativity of Christ.

13 Of the Passion of Christ.

14 Of the Resurrection of Christ.

15 Of the worthy receiving of the Sac­rament of the Body and Blood of Christ.

16 Of the Gifts of the Holy Ghost.

17 For the Rogation-days.

18 Of the State of Matrimony.

19 Of Repentance.

20 Against Idleness.

21 Against Rebellion.

 

See the hypocrites, after having left to every single church the question of ceremonies and traditions, now they come with the subsequent tyranny on what the churches got to teach.

1 Of the right Use of the Church. Shows the extension of the hypocrisy : why they do not say it with all the words? : The right way to use the church is like a whore at the service of the Crown of England.

2 Against Peril of Idolatry. Shows idem of the same: The Catholic Church is the Idolater. The peril of falling in the religion of the Mediterranean PIGS got to preserved with Death Penalty on Conversion. High Treason against the Antichrist King understood.

3 Of repairing and keeping clean of Churches. Probably because the Catholic World had monkey men huts for adoration of God, and the English, the inventors and builders of the first cathedrals of Europe, could boast of Temples of a better quality and beauty than those caves of the idolaters from France, Spain, Italy, Poland, Austria. Oh Yes!

4 Of good Works : first of Fasting. Of course : to fuck himself is the best work of the world, not repugnant to the Word of God at all. They say so, and they can say so even to God : O Lord, that’s repugnant to the Word of God. Yes sir.

5 Against Gluttony and Drunkenness. What an hypocrite. That’s all about Christ’s Religion, On the Belly and the throat!

6 Against Excess of Apparel. And on jeans and shirts and shoes.

7 Of Prayer. Of course, Jesus said, when you pray do it so : PATER NOSTER; ETC. But the hypocrite was there saying : Am the best of the world, Lord, in fact am the champion of the world, look those blab la bla. But I forgot : King Jesus was Dead, long live the king.

8 Of the Place and Time of Prayer. Next would be of the time and place where shit and piss. Tyrants can’t help making of the lives of men a hell. Even to breath you got to ask a blessing!

9 That Common Prayers and Sacraments ought to be ministered in a known tongue. So cool!

10 Of the reverend estimation of God’s Word. Weren’t they nice! Britons are born idiots, their divines ruled every single move they did for their own sake. Following the rule of Saint Paul “I become slave for you to be free”, those divines became tyrants for the Britons to enjoy democracy. What a wonderful Transfiguration!

11 Of Alms-doing. Yeah they invented the donations and the charity. They were the first men to have mercy on the poor. Those Catholic PIGS they did never share their bread with, as a matter of fact, with nobody but the Devil. To hell with them all!

12 Of the Nativity of Christ. Yeah, Christ was born in England, had a crown, and his name was Henry the Wight! We all know the story.

14 Of the Resurrection of Christ. And the following too, don’t we? Then came the Devil dressing as a woman, Mary the Bloody Hell, who sent to the grave the Anglican Christ. And to match the Devil’s work, God dressed his New Resurrected Christ as a woman, with the name of Elisabeth. And God save the Queen.

15 Of the worthy receiving of the Sacrament of the Body and Blood of Christ. Because you must understand that before the Anglican Church came around there was no Church on Earth. As a matter of fact the fifteen past centuries had only one meaning, to wait for the coming of the Anglican Christ. Amen.

16 Of the Gifts of the Holy Ghost. Which are : Empire, Gold, World Dominion, and so on and so forth.

17 For the Rogation-days. Yeah, the Anglican God is one day in a mood and the other in the contrary. You got to knock first on the door of the divines to know when is best, if you throw the bones on your own you may risk your head.

18 Of the State of Matrimony. Ask the mothers of the invention : Swinging, they know!

19 Of Repentance. What a joke! Firstly they say that the Blood of Christ cleanse all the sins, past, present and future, and now they say that repentance got to be considered. They mean for being not a good slave of the Crown!

20 Against Idleness. And for not working like a dog for the sake of the crown.

21 Against Rebellion. Because your head is on the edge, boy. Watch out!